Fish Tank Cannibalism.

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It looks like it’s going to be a beautiful day outside and here I am, sitting here thinking about turning cannibalistic.  I mean hey, mom’s eat their children out in the wild, seems fitting this morning.  I woke up to my daughter giggling like a bar fly who got a free bottle of UV blue at the bar.  I get up to go look and there she is… by my fish tank…with an empty fish food bottle.  SONOFAWHORE.  Seriously?  “Fishy Food Mama, all gone!” *facepalm*

So now I can add that to the list of things I need to do today. 

I’m not liking this morning so far.  I didn’t sleep well last night, paranoia is what you might call it but I think that’s normal when the morning before your future ex-husband barged into your house.  *shrugs*  Oh well. 

That’s okay, I got a glimpse of myself in the mirror, and no one would willingly talk to me this morning.  I forgot to take my sister’s braids out and yeah….

This is me after I ate the neighbor’s kid.
Ah well.  I guess I better go get started on my wonderful day.  Wish me luck.
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