Warning this is a rant. I currently hate 90% of anything that has a heartbeat. Jesus. So take offense.
Okay seriously? I’m so fucking irritated today. Every little thing is pissing me off, and no I’m not pmsing. I’m just a bitch. So you know what? I’m making a fucking list. If you do something that is on it stay away from me until tomorrow.
Cutesy lovey updates on facebook that involve the words: sweetie, lover, cute, and pretty much anything simular.
Cutesy pictures of your significant other.
Any mention of a good job and or good paycheck.
Good Friday and all included.
Anything involving health or weight.
My lack of drink in hand.
The asshole who cock blocked me on 45… from Arlington heights to Gurnee.
Pandora for playing gay shit.
Cocky Piece of Shit new employees.
Canyon Road Chardonnay.
Cheap ass old people.
The assfuck in the white van who is currently parked in MY driveway.
Jehovah Witnesses who won’t leave me alone.
Stupid POS felons who think they can get into my pants….
…and bitchy “I’m a model excuse my wrinkles” girlfriends who blame me.
OH MY GOD. ADs on Pandora.
Bitches who sit on facebook and complain about shit but still let the same shit happen day after day.
FUCKING HOLIDAY SHOPPERS.
Yeaah. Like I said I’m bitchy. Now who is buying me a drink. :)