Dinosaur bones and Skinny/Fat Bitches.

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So last night Insomnia kicked my ass.   Actually, to be quite honest, it roundhouse kicked me in the face.  I am running on next to nothing for sleep, so you know what that means! An entire day/night of neurotic-over compensating-violent-snarky-clingy Sarah.  I swear, the neighborhood is boarding up their windows and barricading their doors.   Which I totally don’t understand, I mean come oooooon.  I’m a wonderful person when I’m sleep deprived.  If only I could just stop grinding my teeth and calm down the tic in my right eye.

Sleep Deprivation.  Yay.  It’s like all the wonderful parts of getting really high with out the drug parts.  If I don’t manage to sleep tonight, I’ll be hallucinating by tomorrow.  Which would be cool, because at least then I could pretend I am at woodstock.  Maybe I’ll even draw peace signs and flowers on my face.

Ok.

I think I got off topic.  However.  I.  Don’t.  Quite.  Remember.  What I was going to write about.

Oh yeah.  I remember now.  I was going to bitch and complain about the phrase “Skinny Bitch”.

So you know what?  If a heavier girl can call me “Skinny Bitch” and expect me not to get offended, then I can call then “Fat Bitch”.  Fair is fair.  OOOOR I can be a little nicer about it, how about “Big Boned Bitch” or “Hefty Bitch” (Hefty Hefty Hefty Wimpy Wimpy Wimpy).  I BET you any amount of money that 10 people just called me a skank and clicked off my page.

I am sick and tired of the double standard.  TIRED OF IT.  I am SOOO sick of bigger girls giving me shit because I’m on the smaller side.  It’s getting to the point where I’m just going to start throat punching people as soon as the topic comes up.

I try my damnedest to be nice and pc.  I do.  But if one more person tells me (or any one else I know that is thin) that I need to eat more because I’m too TIIIINNNNY.  I’m going to tell them to put down the big mac because they’re too BIIIG.

If it’s not “okay” for me to tell someone that they’re too big, or that they eat too much, how is it okay for those people to tell me I’m too skinny and that I need to eat more?!

Oh.  Another note.  Why is it okay for bigger people to have body image issues but skinnier people can’t??  Just because I weigh less than you doesn’t mean that I’m completely content with my body.
For instance, I’m a little pissy about my stomach, after 2 children, it’s not uhhhhh anywhere near perfect.  So when I work out, I put a little more effort into my abs.   A bunch of girls I know and myself were talking about gym memberships, work outs, and diets.  I had made a comment about my work out schedule and 2 of the heavier set girls practically shot lasers out of their eyes.  “Why do YOU need to work out?  What are you a size 0?!”  Um.  No.  I’m a size 3 currently.  And my stomach is flabby.  And working out is healthy.  I would like to improve my body and get to a healthier state.  And I SHIT YOU NOT she said “Maybe if you ate something once in a while you’d look better”.  At that point, I cracked another Budweiser and moved to the other end of the house (party).

Explain to me how that is acceptable.  Why is that okay to say, but if I told them -maybe if you didn’t shovel food in your mouth at such a light speed rate you’d look better- I’d be the worst person on the planet?

 

 

So I’m sorry if I’ve pissed you off.  Or you.  Or you.  But from now on, remember, be pc…. unless you want me to return your “skinny statements” in a not so skinny way.

 

Grumble.

 

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5 thoughts on “Dinosaur bones and Skinny/Fat Bitches.

  1. Why do have to worry about what they say? Don’t call yourself skinny. Call yourself slim and cute. You’ll younger than them and that’ll be a plus with your slim body.

    Have a nice day. Sleep well.

  2. Emily

    I still say it’s alright for one ‘medically unable to gain weight’ girl to call another ‘medically unable to gain weight girl’ a skinny bitch.

    Hell, I’ve been in that boat since I was 2. Well except for the horrible medical condition… but for the rest of it. “Do you ever eat?” “Is everything ok” “Do you have an eating disorder?” “You know you can have seconds… here take my leftovers home with you” “You’re so lucky… you can wear anything…” Yeah I can wear any slutty show yer arse off clothes in the back of the sluts are us department… woot! And thanks, but I think that whole half of an extra large pizza + two servings of breadsticks and the extra large dr.pepper did me just fine… Ugh.

    Yes, when I see a terminally obese person I do thank my lucky stars… but normally, I curse the fact that no matter what I do my bones peak out of my clothes… ’cause that is so sexy indeed. And the sunk in face… yummo. And lets talk about the other side effects that come with not being able to maintain a proper body weight… hair loss, no energy, depression, sickness, inability to conceive, lack of muscle tone… HOT.

    I was subjected to various test throughout my childhood to try and determine why despite what I ate I stayed sticks and bones… the only results… doctor bills. Oh and ridicule my whole entire life on being skinny.

    *Sighs* Pardon my rant and kidknapping of your blog. I guess I was just 100% agreeing with everything you wrote. We don’t want sympathy… we just want people to shut the hell up. It just shows your insecurity when you feel the need to insult another person. *shrugs* Probably time for me to shud up now ;p

  3. Hi! Do you think you’ll have to change the doc? Sometimes even worry can effect your health. Don’t worry. Try a second opinion. Just forget those hurting comments. You’ll look younger than them any day anytime.

    Have a nice day.

  4. JenN-Moo

    I’m a fat bitch, I admit it. Does that mean I can call you a skinny bitch? j/k. Screw’em. They’re not worth your time! *muwah* Lubz ya hon!

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